Product Description: Written specifically for Scottish children by Allan Morrison, the author of numerous best-selling humour books, The Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book is sure to keep the wee darlings occupied for hours on end. Encouraging children to read is fundamental to learning, and what better way than with the enjoyment and laughter of the 1000 plus jokes in this laugh-a-minute book?Ask any schoolteacher in Scotland and they ll tell you that cheeky wee monkeys aren t confined to zoos...read more

Product Description: With our buoyant demeanour and outgoing nature, isn't Scottish humour just grand! Reading this book will produce the cackling sound of Scottish laughter for we Scots have something that sets us apart from other countries...the justified reputation of being able to laugh at ourselves...read more

Product Description: There is an old saying that there are only two certain things in life ...death and taxes. Now while taxes are no laughing matter and death is never a thing of levity, this never made Jammy Stewart a dour or overly respectful undertaker...read more

Product Description: Allan Morrison has produced another Xmas cracker with 'See you Jimmy!' The Humour, The People and the Patter o' The Clyde Shipyards, a natural follow-up to the adventures of Big Aggie MacDonald, the Glasgow tramcar clippie in 'Cummoangetaff!'...read more

Product Description: Jokes classic, jokes new, jokes modern, old and blue...they're all here in Allan Morrison's book. From one-liners to shaggy dog stories, from Q&As to riddles, this book has the lot. Hot topics include: Glasgow versus Edinburgh; Scotsmen; Scotswomen; The Scottish Parliament; kilts and bagpipes and stuff; the workplace; at home with the Scots; Scottish education; the Scots at worship; the fitba'; the English; prudence and money and the wee naughty ones...read more

Product Description: A compilation of those phrases and sayings which hen-pecked and harassed (and well-loved) Scottish dads have uttered to their children over the years. Favourites include: Everyone in this house is entitled to my opinion! and It's OK wi' me if it's OK wi yer mother!.

Product Description: Allan Morrison has again scoured the hearts and minds of Scots at home and abroad to bring this hilarious compilation of sayings which reveal the inner workings of that most formidable of personalities...your mother! Over 350 lies and 250 truths are here and when you utter them you should have a scowl on your face and a lump in your throat...read more

Product Description: These adventures of Big Aggie MacDonald, the caustic, wisecracking Glasgow tramcar clippie, should take readers back to the golden age of the tram. The seven short stories are interspersed with one-liners and jokes attributed to Aggie. (view table of contents, read Amazon.com's description)

Product Description: A collection of utterances from the mouths of Scottish schoolchildren over the last 70 years, which have been gathered by best-selling author Allan Morrison. (view table of contents, read Amazon.com's description)

Product Description: A timely and handy souvenir for the millennium covering the last 1,000 years of Scottish history.

Product Description: A unique collection of sayings which reveal the true relationship between Scottish grandchildren and their Grannies. From the affectionate to the plain daft, this compilation by bestselling author Allan Morrison is sure to tickle the funny bones of Scots of all ages at home and abroad...read more

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