Product Description: Aggressive “no holds barred” entrepreneur RODNEY SWALLOW sees The Seven Ages of Man ruthlessly reduced to four; The Initial Step followed by The Climb, followed by The Platform and “If you don’t watch your effing step, an effing Swallow Dive!” Ambitious young actor ROBERT CROZIER (“smutty putty” in RODNEY SWALLOW’S grasping hands) joins equally young artist ALFIE QUIMM and fashionista sensation, the rainbow striped ZIN for their Initial Step followed by their Climb; the three finally reaching their ultimate goal, The Diving Platform...read more

Product Description: Revenge is a dish best served cold, they say, but some like it hot – body hot! In ROBIN ANDERSON’S latest foray into sex crime, we cruise downriver from Chelsea Harbour to Canary Wharf and Wapping, where gay gallery owner Raymond Bartholomew stages a spectacular “Revenge” themed art show set up via the Internet...read more

Review. He's a brilliant reconteur with some juicy anecdotage about the great, the good-looking and the famous . . . Anderson ploughs much of his ab-fab life into his writing. What he also does, rather expertly, is juxtapose the glossy glitziness of life with its dark grottiness and this is where, like his other novels, Sebastian & Seline really shines . . . Anderson takes verboten themes and behaviours and undercuts any potential controversy and disgust with histrionic humour, caustic wit and an ironic glint in the eye for the hyper-graphic sex scenes . . . This is typical of Anderson's style - he takes a sexualised situation and spins it with more than a touch of OTT comic deftness . . . a classic romp, crammed chocker with the Anderson trademarks of designer name-dropping, twisted characters and even more tangled plot twisters - there's a corker at the climax here - all Magimix'd up into a light and dark, easily-digestible souffle of a read . . . during these depressing credit crunchy times is a pretty welcome piece of escapism. -Jason Jones, Gaydar Radio, March 2009

Product Description: “Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?” “Turn away, Miss Shelagh La Verne For reflected grief will see you yearn Yearn for those glorious days of yore When lovers cried ‘Shelagh! More, more, more!’ Those flames are dead; no longer kindled Your lonely ashes with tears are mingled...read more

Product Description: The unkindest cut of all. James Augustine-Jones has classic blond English good looks and plenty of money. He oozes talent as London's leading interior designer and he oozes sex appeal. So does his long-time friend and lover, David Prior, of Prior Properties...read more

Product Description: The saying “What goes around comes around” does so with a vengeance when a parade of characters from 2014 BC decide - much to the consternation of dashing archaeologist DOUGLAS “DIGGER” GOWDOWN – to reappear in 2014 AD. Along with his voluntary trio of not so little helpers, the outrageous MIZ M and MIZ K (“We are transvestites of taste; never tackiness!”) and their new best friend, the equally outrageous ATHENA BERMONDSEY-BUMPER, the dashing DIGGER has to brace up - and face up - to a challenge like never before...read more

Product Description: Blame it all on the words RAUNCH or UNIVERSAL, otherwise why and how do the paths of an agent - hell bent on revenge - two males models, a Sophia Loren lookalike, a vindictive international photographer, a garrotte, a mysterious, white paste and Queen Elizabeth the First inevitably cross and sometimes double cross? One clue may lie in Venice, another in Udaipur or even the Amazon jungle, but it all follows a vicious encounter between the Sophia Loren lookalike and an art student more interested in the delights of acrimony than art...read more

Product Description: Scriptwriter Oliver and actor Jamie set wheels a rolling upon their startling discovery Kurt is cavorting with not just them, but also with their fathers! Revenge is dish best served scorching, and the plot and cast of charming and not-so-charming characters rise to a boil with the addition of high school bullies, a hot porn star, a Lyons' den, television drama, Cannes-bound film, and the trendiest in coifs of the day...read more

Product Description: What makes ANDERS different? Could it be the mysterious cousin, the supposed second cousin—or more? And what does the desperate message "FIND RORY" mean? It takes LARS and TORSTEIN, aided and abetted by ANNIE, along with TOBY, DAVID, and VARG to set matters in motion...read more

Product Description: “You can choose your friends but you sho’ can’t choose your family!” Harper Lee’s immortal quote from To Kill a Mockingbird is happily changed to “You can choose your friends but I couldn’t have chosen a better family,” by tiny heroine Madeleine (Maddy) Marie Jensen when referring to her ‘Divoon Daddy’, a feeling heartily endorsed by Maddy’s twelve year-old fiancé, Harry, and an endearment which leads the two through a tale of riotous fun, mystery, and mayhem...read more

Product Description: Having been formerly Invited to Vulgaria – a remote country adjacent to Transylvania - to judge The Hunk in Hiding Competition, the outrageous MIZ MIRANDA MARACONA and MIZ (sometimes Princess) KOOKIE KOMBUIS – “We are transvestites of taste; never tackiness!” - little realise what lies in store for them when they inadvertently meet the dashing TRIPLE OH HEAVEN, a spy to out do all other spies in both looks and daring...read more

Product Description: When Kabuki meets Noël Coward, thereby interrupting several "PRIVATE LIVES"—plus several equally "DEVIOUS PLOTS"—can this possibly mean the outrageous MIZ MIRANDA MARACONA and MIZ KOOKIE KOMBUIS are at it again? The answer is a resounding "YES!"

Product Description: The outrageous Miz M and Miz K - “We are transvestites of taste! Never tackiness!”- travel to Africa to save a safari park and its elephants. Aided by Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell and Liz Taylor what could possibly go wrong? Will the capricious Maharaja of Muchkokforsur and his evil henchman Ramatuli manage to “throw a tranny in the works” when attempting to halt these determined “ladies” in their quest...read more

Product Description: Where LA DI DA DI BLOODY DA! ends another Tale begins! Diamond smuggling proves little challenge for Miz Miranda Maracona and Miz Kookie Kombuis, two outrageous transvestites (one so dark and one so fair!) or facing the villains determined to ‘put a tranny in the works!’ From London to the Namibian Desert, laughs and outrageous happenings abound...read more

Product Description: The story of BOBETTE – definitely a love story with a difference! – spans nigh on six decades! It tarnishes even those brightest, legendary luminaries of the “silver screen” and the writer feels privileged at having been taken into BOBETTE’S confidence – though never his bed! – and asked to reveal all...read more