Amazon.com description: Product Description: Members Only is a philosophical comedy set in heaven. When Eric finds himself dead and unable to enter paradise due to the fact he is not a member, he obtains a pass that was once owned by Carmine Craxxi, a mafia boss who bribed the Pope to ensure safe passage through the Pearly Gates. Thus, having only ever risen to the giddy heights of IT specialist for an Internet company that could never turn a profit while alive, in death, he was The Godfather.