With the pithy help of such even-handed commentators as P. J. O¿Rourke, Mark Twain, and Andy Rooney, wit meets history meets today¿s headlines as the character of the Democratic Party - not to mention the character of its ringleaders - is not only called into question but filleted like the dead fish it has become. Why I Hate the Democrats serves up the nation¿s oldest, rankest political party in that most digestible of forms - the tongue-in-cheek diatribe. With a nose for pungent detail, Randy Howe dissects the fish with the grim resolve of the once-jilted, twice-shy while still - almost miraculously - dishing up a running commentary with all the verve of a hopeless romantic. With its generous seasoning of poetic license, Why I Hate the Democrats will leave you laughing as the Democratic Party is savaged, word by undeniable word.