Amazon.com description: Product Description: Scott Pomfret serves as a lector at Saint Anthony Shrine. He also writes gay porn. His boyfriend is a flaming atheist, and his boyfriend's Protestant grandmother counts Catholicism a sin worse than sodomy. From same-sex marriage rallies to pedophile priest scandals, SINCE MY LAST CONFESSION maps with matchless humor the full spectrum of the gay Catholic experience--from one end of the rainbow to the other. Join Scott on his brave crusade to convince his arch nemesis, Cardinal O'Malley, to invite him to serve at a weekly mass. Along the way you'll learn a thing or two about love and compassion from Father McSlutty, a promiscuous gay priest; Jezebel, Scott's über-Catholic sister-in-law; Father Bear-Daddy, the Shrine's hirsute holy terror; and the Three Hale Marys, his fellow lay ministers. It's "an absolute gem that should not be read in church because you will not be able to resist the urge to laugh out loud" (Edge).