Amazon.com description: Product Description: "100 Terrible Names For a Child" is a vile, profane, painfully hilarious and superlatively offensive rebuke to parents everywhere -- parents who have vomited their self-styled "creativity" all of the canvas of their children's birth certificates by giving them absurd names. For years, millions of us have murmured under our collective breath about the descent of modern children's names into the depths of the ridiculous, and now those millions have a voice. Teachers, nurses, parents, students: if you've ever rolled your eyes at a child's name and fantasized about ridiculing his/her parents for their self-serving pretentiousness -- or simply their ability to spell correctly -- this is the book for you. Johnny Dongle has done it for you. You're welcome.