Amazon.com description: Product Description: A master of the Stratocaster, Clifford Williams used to rock. Girls used to scream his name. Women used to chase him, and many of them would catch him, and he had so much fun. But that was a long time ago. Nowadays, Clifford doesn't ask for much from life. All he wants is a quiet cigarette, perhaps with a mug of strong coffee, plus some privacy and peace to read his naughty magazines. But Clifford has a problem. His wife, Suzie, is a frigid schizophrenic. Caring for her can be difficult, and loving her can be deadly; especially when Freddie Mercury is involved.