Why didn't the school alarm go off on time? The answer is clear: It was a dumb bell. And, that's just the beginning, because this huge book has hundreds of side-splitting jokes, riddles, "Tom Swifties," daffynitions, and knock-knocks that make fun of everything about school. From tough teachers to cafeteria food, from homework to report cards, from assembly to gym class, it's all in here and all hilarious. Here are just a few to get the giggles started:

Why did the chicken go to school?
For eggstra credit.

Mom, the teacher kept me in for something I didn't do.
Really, what was it?
My homework.

Books Never Written: After School by Dee Tension.

Lots of comic drawings add to the fun. You and your friends will be clutching your sides with laughter for hours!