Amazon.com description: Product Description: Big ol dumb, Sam Tanker is a bully and there s no getting around it. He s the worst kid in school. But when a new family moves to Peeket Elementary, bullying just isn t as easy as it used to be. The Twinkle triplet s have already been kicked out of eight schools and are no strangers to trouble. Forced by his principal to take a part in the Twinkle s school play, life for Sam will jump tracks. Sam unwillingly becomes the conductor on an underground passenger train that s powered by imagination. Along the way he oversees the world famous and life threatening Playtrain circus, solves a mystery of stolen cat s claws, avoids being eaten by a passenger with a never-ending appetite, fights for his life in a kitefighting match, and deals with the icy devastation from The Cold. Now big ol dumb Sam Tanker, a simple small town bully, will have to step up to the plate and help save the miserable world that he helped create. But can he do all this before the curtains closes on the play back at school?