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Tables of Contents for What Would Machiavelli Do?
Chapter/Section Title
Page #
Page Count
Acknowledgments
xi
 
Preface
xiii
 
Introduction
xvii
 
What Would Machiavelli Do?
He would exploit himself only slightly less than he exploits others
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2
He would be unpredictable, and thus gain the advantage
3
3
He would be in love with his destiny
6
2
He would be, for the most part, a paranoid freak
8
4
He would always be at war
12
4
He would cultivate a few well-loved enemies
16
5
He would have a couple of good friends, too
21
1
He would acquire his neighbor
22
3
He would think BIG
25
2
He would move forward like a great shark, eating as he goes
27
2
He would kill people, but only if he could feel good about himself afterward
29
8
He would fire his own mother, if necessary
37
4
He would make a virtue out of his obnoxiousness
41
3
He would be way upbeat!
44
1
He would be satisfied with nobody but himself
45
2
He would treat himself right
47
5
She would view her gender as both a liability and an asset
52
6
He would use what he's got
58
2
He would embrace his own madness
60
4
He would do what he feels like doing, you idiot
64
5
He would say what he felt like saying
69
2
He would delegate all the crummy tasks, except the ones he enjoys
71
1
He wouldn't exactly seek the company of ass-kissers and bimbos, but he wouldn't reject them out of hand, either
72
1
He would respond poorly to criticism
73
1
He would carry a grudge until the extinction of the cockroach
74
3
He would lie when it was necessary
77
4
He would be proud of his cruelty and see it as strength
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4
He would kick ass and take names
85
4
He would permanently cripple those who disappoint him
89
4
He would torture people until they were only too happy to destroy themselves
93
3
He would feast on other people's discord
96
3
He would make you fear for you life
99
2
He would be loyal to the people who could up with all this
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5
He would have no patience for anyfuckingbody
106
1
He would screw with people's weekends, wedding plans, open-heart surgery...
107
1
He would put it in you face
108
2
He would realize that loving yourself means never having to say you're sorry
110
7
He would have no conscience to speak of
117
3
He would scream at people a lot
120
3
He would establish and maintain a psychotic level of control
123
4
He would follow the money, honey
127
4
He wouldn't be afraid to sling that bullshit
131
6
He would eat to kill
137
5
He would never retire
142
2
He would have fun
144
1
Afterword: What Would Machiavelli Not Do?
145