We guarantee this is the only tool you need to survive the zombie apocalypse. OK, that’s not really true. But when the SHTF you’re going to want a survival guide that’s not just geared toward day-to-day survival. You’ll need one that addresses the essential skills for true nourishment of the human spirit. Living through the end of the world isn’t worth a damn unless you can enjoy yourself in any way you want. (Except, of course, for anything having to do with abuse. We could never condone such things. At least the publisher’s lawyers say we can’t.) We can’t guarantee this guide will save your life. But we can guarantee it will keep you smiling while the living dead are chowing down on you. “This book means I’ll Never Have to wipe myself with a leaf during the apocalypse.” —well known zombie survival guide author “I now have six patients suffering from PTSD because of this book.” —some psychiatrist “I couldn’t put it down... Mostly because it was glued to my hands.” —victim 17 “This book is now on our ‘Required Reading’ list.” —guard at Guantanamo Bay “Amused and terrified. How are the writers not in prison for this?” —random person that was handed the book with a note that read ‘review within 24 hours or your kitten dies’

Product Description: While you may struggle to get out of bed each morning, swaying lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, and murmuring unintelligibly, take at heart that you are not alone. While many people feel this way, most of those staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies—and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life!Zen of Zombie will teach you their secrets to happiness, by learning how to slow down and move at your own pace, become your own boss, and just devour those irritating people who get in your way...read more

Product Description: The Gory Guide to the Walking DeadWhile most people know what zombies look like, do they actually know how they act? What they do during their spare time? What their work ethic is? Probably not.Enter The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival...read more

Product Description: As we know from Greg Stones's first breakout hit book, zombies hate stuff. It's less understood that the undead also struggle with the stuff of everyday life usually navigated by the breathing. Zombies have issues with yoga, bad hair days, chopsticks, the morning commute, touch-screen technology, and more...read more

Product Description: Your guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse!Do you know how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse? This book is the key to your survival. Discover how the virus could spread and what happens to someone who is bitten. Learn survival techniques and how to protect yourself and loved ones from a zombie...read more

Product Description: Plants vs. Zombies: The Official Guide to Protecting Your Brains is a must for kids who love the video game Plants vs. Zombies.There are more than twenty-five types of zombies in the fantastical world of Plants vs. Zombies, and each has a special talent—from pole-vaulting to digging to teaming up with a zombie dolphin...read more

Product Description: 20 experiments for the adventurefilled life of a zombie catcher. Would you like to become expert at spotting a zombie? Can you separate zombie fact from zombie fiction? Would you like to know if you suffer from kinemortophobia? If the answer to these questions is yes, then you have taken your first steps into the heart-pounding, nerve-jangling and adrenaline-filled life of a zombie catcher! When the Zombie Apocalypse arrives, you must be ready...read more

Product Description: When a zombie is taken prisoner by the Army, it need not be uselessly destroyed. In fact, just as our Army trains dogs for combat roles, it has a program to train the captured Undead for combat roles. No zombie that our Army can capture will go unutilized...read more

Product Description: The Brain Eater's Bible by J.D. Ghoul with Pat Kilbane is a field manual and manifesto―in the vein of Max Brooks's bestselling The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead."What is wrong with me?!" That's what you're thinking, isn't it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds...read more

Product Description: Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse? With this book, the answer is an unqualified yes! "The Do-it yourself Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse" is your indispensable resource for battling the un-live. This satirical self-help guide is a humorous look at the apocalyptic rise of the un-living, flesh eating hordes...read more

Product Description: Just because you're a reanimated corpse doesn't mean you can't fall in love--as this hilarious dating guide parody proves. Dating is tough, but hooking up when you're undead can be a nightmare. It's hard enough to meet that special something without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, and missing (ahem) appendages...read more

Product Description: "I've seen a 43 percent increase in my students' scores after they used this fine book, and I was paid very little money to make this endorsement." – Dr. Kenneth Beaker, Educator and founding member of the Bored of Governors at the Capon AcadémieApparently, the living dead aren't the only ravenous creatures on the block these days...read more

Product Description: Some race. Some lurch. Others come crawling, limping, staggering--dragging themselves toward anyone who might still have a pulse. Zombies invade the island of Manhattan, and they are hungry.The story of the zombie apocalypse is told through the eyes of Dawn, a ten-year-old girl who has been well-schooled in the undead because of her father's love of zombie movies...read more

Product Description: Zombie expert Scott Kenemore (The Zen of Zombie) unearths a collection of top-secret lost documents from WWII (originally intercepted by the U.S. Signal Corps in 1941 and presented to Franklin Roosevelt in a confidential memorandum), describing efforts of the Nazi Sicherheitsdienst (or SD) to harness and weaponize Haitian Voodoo and zombie-creating technologies for military purposes...read more

Product Description: What is wrong with me? That's what you're thinking, isn't it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin ulcerations and nasty flesh wounds. Your body is numb and your memory is foggy. Someone tried to give you medical attention, but you returned their kindness by savagely killing them and eating their brain...read more

Product Description: Printed in blood-spattered black and white, this tribute to high school yearbooks of old is hilarious in its attention to period detail even as it celebrates the 1960s “afterlifestyle.” The civil rights upheavals of the early '60s saw the dawn of a new, all-inclusive attitude for the nation's youth, whether living or life-challenged...read more

Product Description: Worried about what to do in the event of the dead rising from their graves and trying to destroy humanity? Worry no more! With the help of numerous films and Wikipedia, Dr Dale has compiled this rigorously researched A-Z list of everything you need to know about zombies: how to recognise them, how to fight them and even how to classify them...read more

Product Description: “Americans have been taught that their nation is civilized and humane. But, too often, U.S. actions have been uncivilized and inhumane.”—Howard ZinnShedding light on 500 years of suppression, this shocking exposé reveals the pivotal role in American history played by its most invisible minority—zombies...read more