Product Description: While you may struggle to get out of bed each morning, swaying lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, and murmuring unintelligibly, take at heart that you are not alone. While many people feel this way, most of those staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies—and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life!Zen of Zombie will teach you their secrets to happiness, by learning how to slow down and move at your own pace, become your own boss, and just devour those irritating people who get in your way...read more

A life planner, from the bestselling authors of 'This Diary Will Change Your Life'. From your birth to your midlife crisis, from losing your virginity to planning the cryogenic freezing of your own body, this book tells you how to lead the hysterical life you so richly deserve.