"Lewis Grizzard is one of America's zaniest writers."THE ORLANDO SENTINELFunny, sad, outrageous, irresistible, and unforgettably true, here is Lewis Grizzard's one-way, non-stop climb to the top of the newspaper heap. Of course, along the way, he drove a train and was a preacher, but the one and only life for this self-proclaimed Promising Young Man from Georgia was that of the ink-stained, stop-the-presses, honest-to-gosh newspaperman. This is his story.

The editors of The Onion, the popular humor site on the Web, and authors of the bestselling Our Dumb Century compile their funniest and gleefully subversive news stories, including 'Jesus Christ Returns to NBA,' and 'Microsoft Patents Ones and Zeroes.' Simultaneous.

The creators of The Onion present a collection of hilariously subversive news stories from their popular humor website, including such topical and timely events as 'Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia,' 'Jesus Christ Returns to NBA,' and 'Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes.' Original. 150,000 first printing.

The staff of The Onion, America's leading source of humorous news, presents a zany collection of headlines and news stories, including an account of the Pentagon's development of an A-bomb-resistant desk for schoolchildren. Original. 150,000 first printing.

Product Description: YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!Here is a hilarious collection that catches real-life knuckleheads in outrageous acts of brazen stupidity, giving new meaning to that famous four-letter word: "DUH"!* The Oregon resident who was waxing his 1984 Pontiac--and somehow managed to shove the antenna up his nose ...read more