Product Description: At home, in school, and out in public, there are certain rules that every smart kid should follow. Like, don’t leave any science experiment in the refrigerator for longer than six months. Or: Always tie your shoelaces—but not together...read more

'Discusses rules that are so ridiculous you will never follow them.'--From source other than the Library of Congress

'Discusses rules that are so ridiculous you will never follow them.'--From source other than the Library of Congress

Product Description: A fun gift book filled with weird and wise advice from kids to adults.We're always giving our kids rules to follow, but the ones they come up with are just as insightful...and a lot more fun! This book is a fun gift for parents, teachers or yourself...read more

Eloise shares her favorite bon mots, from 'You absolutely cannot go anywhere in Paris without your map,' to 'Sometimes I throw a temper fit. But not often,' in a delightful how-to guide featuring six new drawings.