Product Description: "What would the world be like if the dinosaurs hadn't gone extinct?   As this very funny book shows, for one thing, L.A. would be even weirder than it is now."        --Dave BarryVincent Rubio, a Los Angeles private investigator, is down on his luck: He's out of work...read more

Vincent Rubio, a down-on-his-luck L.A. private investigator (and dinosaur), is having a hard time keeping his velociraptor tail tucked away in his latex human suit, as he struggles to uncover the mystery of his partner's death and overcome his dangerous basil addiction. Reprint.

Vincent Rubio, a down-on-his-luck L.A. private detective (and dinosaur), struggles to uncover the mystery of his partner's death and overcome his dangerous basil addiction in Anonymous Rex, and investigates the mysterious death of a dinosaur back-to-basics cult, while probing the disappearance of Mussolini and the theft of a rare prosthetic penis in Casual Rex. Original. (A Sci-Fi Channel movie, written by Joe Menosky, directed by Julian Jarrold, airing January 2005, starring Sam Trammell, Daniel Baldwin, & Stephanie Lemelin) (Science Fiction & Fantasy)

Is it possible to have it all? If by 'all' you mean irritants building up into one great mess, then that's exactly what Cassandra French has got - a mother who's under house arrest for fraud, a boring job as a lawyer for a Hollywood film studio, and three men in her basement. Actually, the three men are proving to be the least of her worries.

Dinosaur detective Vincent Rubio, the hero of Anonymous Rex, returns to investigate the mysterious death of a bizarre dinosaur back-to-basics cult, while also probing the disappearance of Mussolini and the theft of a rare prosthetic penis treasured in the dinosaur community.

Dinosaur detective Vincent Rubio, the hero of Anonymous Rex, returns to investigate the mysterious death of a bizarre dinosaur back-to-basics cult, while also probing the disappearance of Mussolini and the theft of a rare prosthetic penis treasured in the dinosaur community. Reprint.

Asked by the head of the raptor mafia to investigate hadrosaurus activities in raptor territory, reptile detective Vincent Rubio reluctantly travels to Miami for an assignment that proves dangerous at every turn, in a zany mystery by the author of Anonymous Rex and Casual Rex. Reprint.

Asked by the head of the raptor mafia to investigate hadrosaurus activities in raptor territory, reptile detective Vincent Rubio reluctantly travels to Miami for an assignment that proves dangerous at every turn. By the author of Anonymous Rex and Casual Rex. 10,000 first printing.

The long-time partnership between con artists Roy, a meticulous, obsessive-compulsive, and the adventurous Frankie is threatened when Roy's long-lost teenage daughter turns up, wanting to get to know her father and hoping to join the family business. By the author of Anonymous Rex. (A Warner Bros. film, directed by Ridley Scott, releasing Summer 2003, starring Nicolas Cage & Sam Rockwell) (General Fiction)

The long-time partnership between con artists Roy, a meticulous, obsessive-compulsive, and the adventurous Frankie is threatened when Roy's long-lost teenage daughter turns up, wanting to get to know her father and hoping to join the family business. By the author of Anonymous Rex. 35,000 first printing.

The long-time partnership between con artists Roy, a meticulous, obsessive-compulsive, and the adventurous Frankie is threatened when Roy's long-lost teenage daughter turns up, wanting to get to know her father and hoping to join the family business. By the author of Anonymous Rex. Reprint. (A Warner Bros. film, directed by Ridley Scott, releasing Summer 2003, starring Nicolas Cage & Sam Rockwell) (General Fiction)

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Thanks to the technological miracle of artiforgs, now you can live virtually forever. Nearly indestructible artificial organs, these wonders of metal and plastic are far more reliable and efficient than the cancer-prone lungs and fallible kidneys you were born with—and the Credit Union will be delighted to work out an equitable payment plan. But, of course, if you fall delinquent, one of their dedicated professionals will be dispatched to track you down and take their product back.This is the story of the making—and unmaking—of the best Bio-Repo Man in the extraction business, who finds his soul when he loses his heart . . . and then he has to run.