Amazon.com description: Product Description: All Colin wants to do is go home at the end of a working day and have a cuppa. This proves to be quite difficult, as he’s been murdered, kidnapped and resurrected, and is now a captive on a spaceship and its a thousand years later. His captors blame him for the death of planet Earth, and also want to put him on their version of “Big Brother,” which is more than a good enough reason for him to escape. He doesn’t know how, but realises he’s going to need some help...... This is the hilarious debut novel from David Clifford Bell, hopefully with many more to come.