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Tables of Contents for Wheeling Bats and a Harvest Moon
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Introductory Note
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PART 1 WHEELING BATS AND A HARVEST MOON
Wheeling Bats and a Harvest Moon
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Angry Old Man
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A Garden like Paradise
5
1
Long Decline
6
1
Newts and Hooting Owls
7
1
Gas 'Em
8
1
A Police Horse and Ball-Bearings
9
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A Fat Devil Punctured
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A Pope with Unseeing Eyes
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1
An Imperious Voice in Casualty
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1
A Lift Home on Ice
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1
A Roman Coin and a Chipped Vase
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2
A Rationalist and Wrinkled Boobs
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2
A Sick Wife and a Spanking Drive
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1
Two Boys and a Heaving Sea
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1
A Yellow Trail and Fixed Stars
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1
Set Books like Trees
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1
Pushy Humphrey
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1
Rich Girls Deprived of Cuddles
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1
A Plaster Leg and Changed Clothes
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1
Smashed Windows and a Smashed Soul
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1
Opposites Reconciled
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1
An Area like a Score
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1
Boopity-Boo
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Arabian Nights and Unruly Boys
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1
Eighteen Americans and the Coffee Envelope
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2
Chaplain at a Distasteful School
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1
Red Arrows and a Clowning Band
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1
Rainbow Spray and Drenched Cheeks
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1
A Monkfish with Pennies
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2
Like a Donkey Refusing to Go
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1
MPs off Stage
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1
As Daft as a Brain of Britain
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1
Sinful Violet and a Pussy Death
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Disloyalty in the Hutch
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Crumbling Walls and a Cracked Mansion
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1
A Celebration and Black Eyes
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1
Red-Faced Mr Murdstone
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1
An Angel and James the First
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1
A Dying Order
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1
The Boiling and the Cool Calm
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1
A Camp of Branches and Twigs
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1
Chains of Light
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1
A Meeting like a Dancing Display
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1
A Cane up Your Sleeve
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1
Trust House and Listed Buildings
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1
Kick from a Live Wire
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1
A Summery Childhood and Skimming Hosannahs
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1
Breakwaters against the Rising Tide
47
1
State Schools Day at Cambridge
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2
King of Marbles
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1
Hello Sweetheart
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1
Dried Flowers and a Lonely Flat
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1
Starting Work Dead on Time
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1
A White Fur and a Screaming Motorbike
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1
A Swashbuckling Bully and a Clown's Umbrella
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2
Red Nose and White Face
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1
A Witch and a Snake
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1
Diarrhoea and a Decorating Daddy
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1
A Far-Away Kiss and a Struck-Off's Fallen Woman
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1
Bleeding Eyes and Mountain Air
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1
Vagueness like a Wall
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1
A Liar at the Greengrocer's
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1
The Host and a Cracked Jug
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1
A Pleasant Sin Bin, All Right?
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2
Apple-Warmth and Lonely Stars
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1
Sun Spots and a Black Hole
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1
A Bearded Trot and a Blind Eye
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2
The Able Child
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1
Frizer's Reckoning and a Gay Eavesdropper
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1
Elizabeth's Clock and an Empty Place
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1
A Buckinghamshire Mill and a Sleeping Partner
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1
A Cottage and a Treadmill
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A Torn Off Toe-Nail and an Unmoved Car
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1
A Second Helping and a Raincoat
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1
Two Widows and Bald Boyfriends
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1
A Honeymoon and an Echo
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2
A Traffic Warden in Church
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1
Lost Keys and a Bosomy Girl
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1
A Prussian Head and a Saved Ovary
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1
Miss Hochberg in Auschwitz
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1
A Redhead on Drugs
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1
A Dancer and Belief
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1
Sculptured Poses and the Noes Door
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1
Elderberry and Rose-Hip Wine
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1
A Councillor and Ephemeral Catcalls
85
1
A Damned Angel
86
1
Revelation
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1
``Well Actually Betty's Dead''
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1
I am a Liberal
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1
Champagne and Flat Beer
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1
Past like a Blood-Scarlet Coat
91
1
Three Hundred a Week and a Soft Touch
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1
A Major-Domo in Church
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2
A Mind like Junk City
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1
V-Sign and an Emptiness
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1
Cargo Boat and All-Heal
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1
A Superhuman Height and a Grazed Ankle
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1
A Castle Away from Hordes
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1
Reality like Scudding Clouds
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1
Floral Dance
100
1
A Chalice Well and Phallic Tor
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1
Eyes Under Brambles
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2
A Scallop and a Nipple
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1
A Small Ego and the Rent Act
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1
An Idol and his Grandchildren
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1
Day-Dream
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1
Women's Lib and a Dame
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1
Fete and a Record Token
108
1
Advent and a Magnifying Glass
109
1
A Temple-Maiden and Ramesses the Second
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1
A Boat of Jesuit Priests and a Mist
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2
Landscaped Rock and a Splashing Waterfall
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PART 2 THE SWEET, FRESH MOUNTAIN AIR
The Sweet, Fresh Mountain Air
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2
A Forest Celebration and a Broken-Down Motor
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1
An 18th-Century Silence and a Hard-Headed Vicar
119
1
Like a Hand Gripping a Broom Held from a Lifeboat
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1
Sporting in the Wind
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1
Persecuting Planes and a Presidential Decree
122
1
Sandfly Fever and a Crescent Moon
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1
A Superior Lady in the Corridor
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1
A Wasp on the Window
124
1
The Head Has Sind
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1
Church Plaques and a Feudal Mask
126
1
Temple Bar and Michaelmas Daisies
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1
A Bridge on a Tongue
128
1
A Marxist and Powder Paint
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A Rose in a Jar
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1
A Patriot in Trinidad
131
1
Hell: Pronouns with 1W5
132
1
A Fire in the Waste-Paper Basket
133
1
A Fire in the Boiler-House
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1
Like a Sun Behind a Cloud
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1
A Snapped Leg and Caritas
136
1
Shoes in Bed and a Grotto
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1
Sorrel Under the Greenhouse
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2
A Yob in the Boardroom
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Brotherhood in Horseferry Road
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A Free Lift and a Punishing Kiss
142
1
A Cigarette-Girl Smoking in Class
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1
A Stick Over the Privet Hedge
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1
Southampton and a Figgy Curse
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A Tattooed Sisyphus and a Regal Sofa
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An Ink-Stained Finger with Gold Ear-Rings
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Like a Beached Shark
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1
Corinthian Columns and a Gold Chain
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2
A Crown of Polished Moments
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2
An `I'-Hood and a Eurhythmic Angel
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1
The Petit Mal and Singabel
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1
A Head at Home
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Bandaged Legs and a Jute Skipping-Rope
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1
An Audience with Eric
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2
A Toast and a Conga-ing Housemistress
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2
The Flooring of the Hierarchy
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A Federalist Vision and Bile
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2
The Virgin Islands and Closed Eyes
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1
Like Natterjack Toadspawn
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Diving for a Ball
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A Dream like a Paradisal Garden
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2
Starving Beggars and a Knuckle Touch
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When I Spit in Your Face
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1
A Tie in His Tea
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2
Amphitheatre and Lost Keys
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1
Seething with Ideas
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A Fish-Hook and an Anchor
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3
The Fisherman and the Restaurant Heiress
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2
Like a Bent Lamppost
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2
Nightingales in a Stone Forest
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2
The Bridge and a Forgotten Joint
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The Major and the Concert Pianist
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A Flat like Territory
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A Contraction and Drumming Fingers
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2
Yobbos and a Mechanical Digger
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Tin-Mine Chimney at Land's End
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The Ad Hoc Man
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A Lover in the Labyrinth
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2
The Silver Age
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A Widow and Leather Regalia
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The Shooting of Miss Long Multiplication
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A Pony and a Husband
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An Engagement like Lemon Parfait
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A Wedding like a Performance
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A Boiling Kettle and 40 lbs of Sugar
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A Death like a New Start
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Prayer like Drill
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Wedding and a Karl Marx Badge
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A Green MG for a Nymphomaniac
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2
A Rattling Bucket and Crouching Brushwood
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1
Stillness and a Sheep's Baa
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1
A Kernel in Kew Gardens
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1
Is There a Monster Around?
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1
Shetland Jumpers
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1
A Still Sea
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1
A Shell and Tiny Violets
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1
Hands Held in the Dark
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1
Calm in a Moss-Hut
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1
God like a Misty Mountain
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1
A Hooded Falcon and Droppings
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2
Mrs. Humble
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1
The Bugging of Auntie
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Hands off the Stawberries
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2
In the Harbour
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1
Wine and a Kiss
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2
An Air Stewardess on Champagne
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1
A Retiring Person
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1
Wasps and Wogs
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A Bee-Keeper and Forest Bark
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The Squire is a Darwinian
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1
Coughing and an Accepted Calvary
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Index
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