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Tables of Contents for Steal This Book and Get Life Without Parole
Chapter/Section Title
Page #
Page Count
Acknowledgments, Praise, and Unseemly Genuflections
vi
Foreword
ix
Paul Krassner
Introduction #1 The Ever-Expanding Worldview of an Angry Little Man
xi
Introduction #2 My Life in Jeopardy!
xvi
Part I The Media Don't Believe Everything You Hear, See, or Read
The State of the Union: Unabridged
1
7
We Interupt This Commercial for the Following Press Release
8
7
Don't Adjust Your Television Set... Just Throw It Directly Out the Window
15
8
Part II Sex, Race, Nationality & Other Reasons to Hate Each Other
Hottest Adult Pics! Click Here!
23
11
Can't We All Just Get Along?
34
6
Foreign Policy: Stop the World, Washington's Gotta Get Off
40
28
Part III DC Comics
Monica: What I Saw Under a Table in the Hallway at the Revolution
68
15
Campaign Financing, or I Wish My Vote Mattered More, But Then Charlton Heston's Would, Too
83
14
We Pull Their Lever, They Yank Our Chain
97
9
Part IV $
This Chapter Heading for Rent
106
5
Greed, or the 9 Steps to the 7 Habits of the 3 People Who Own Every Freaking Thing on Earth
111
7
Wall Street: Stocks, Bonds, and Other Kinky Devices
118
12
Part V Technology Don't Sweat the Small Stuff, the Big Stuff's Gonna Kill You Anyway
The Cutting Edge of Medicine & Other Painful-Sounding Things
130
17
Beware the Ides of the March of Science
147
10
Military Waste: Let's Just Give the Pentagon All the Bubble Wrap and Call It Square
157
9
Part VI Crime & Punishment
Drug Policy: Locking the Doors to Perception
166
6
Tobacco: Clinton Could Have Done Worse With That Cigar
172
9
Sentencing: Steal This Book--- And Get Life Without Parole
181
9
Index
190
10
About the Author
200