Its title page, title, subtitle: Coming Soon!!! A Narrative

Its copyright info, ISBN, whatever

Its dedication: for Shelly

Its disclaimers and acknowledgments

You Are Here: Its tentative Menu

Its opening mini-icon: Read Me

Its qualified recommendation of the more or less qualified ``Novelist Aspirant'' by the presumably still qualified Ditto ``Emeritus''

Its Applicant Author's More or less Personal Statement

Its Applicant Author's aforepromised Writing Sample, or, just possibly, It!: Coming Soon!!! The Novel?

Its draft orientation session: Is There a Gee Dash Dee?

A quiver of q.v.'s. Its prospective players: A Cast of Several

Its possible First Part: PART I?

Its fresh false start: 1.1 Commencement

Ditto, but from an ``Emerital'' point of view: 1.2 Same Old Story

Its tripartite second chapter: 2.1 Detour after all...

2.2 Coming Soon!?

2.3 Ontological Lunchbreak: Novelists Only

Its Second Part!: PART II: 1995-1999

1995.1

1995.2

1995.3

Its Entr'acte: The Millennium Bug

1999

Its End Time: Parts III: The Ends

A: The ``Emerital'' Version

B! The Aspirant Version!

Its closing mini-icon: Read Me?