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Tables of Contents for Oh, the Things I Know
Chapter/Section Title
Page #
Page Count
To the Reader
xi
Oh, You Shouldn't Skip the Introduction!
xiii
BOOK ONE
Oh, the Mistakes You'll Keep Repeating!
3
8
Oh, the Advice You Should Ignore!
11
5
Oh, the Personal Notes You Should Write!
16
6
Oh, Are You Going to Hate Your First Job!
22
7
Oh, the Drugs You Will Take!
29
4
Oh, the Orgasms You'll Have!
33
6
Oh, the Orgasms You'll Fake! (For the Ladies)
39
3
Oh, If You're Involved in Hardcore Bondage and Discipline, You Should Have a ``Safeword''!
42
5
BOOK TWO
Oh, Pick'a Religion, Any Religion!
47
6
Oh, the Things You'll Keep Telling Yourself!
53
5
Oh, the Politicians Who Will Disappoint You!
58
5
Oh, the Person of Your Dreams vs. the Person You Can Actually Attract!
63
5
Oh, Just Looking at Your Spouse Will Make Your Skin Crawl!
68
5
Oh, the Violent Television Your Children Will Watch!
73
5
Oh, the Bad Investments You'll Make (And the Good Ones You Won't)!
78
6
Oh, You Should Go to Canada and See the Northern Lights Before You Die! (advertisement)
84
4
Oh, the Weight You Will Gain!
88
5
Oh, the Houses You Will Covet and the Homeowners You'll Envy!
93
6
Oh, the People You Must Trample to Get Ahead!
99
3
Oh, the Books You'll Read!
102
4
Oh, the People You'll Sue!
106
5
BOOK THREE
Oh, the Giving Back to Your Community You Ought to be Doing Instead of Reading This!
111
7
Oh, Watch Out for Disgruntled Former Employees!
118
6
Oh, the Places You'll Call!
124
6
Oh, the Best Is Yet to Come!
130
5
Oh, What Doesn't Kill You Can Have Lingering Aftereffects!
135
6
Oh, Laughter Is the Best Medicine!
141
3
Oh, the Loneliness, the Loneliness!
144
4
Oh, the Nursing Home You'll Wind Up In!
148
3
Oh, the Afterword!
151
4
Oh, the Acknowledgments
155
4
Oh, About the Typeface!
159