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Tables of Contents for Education, Education, Education
Chapter/Section Title
Page #
Page Count
Introduction
1
2
Chapter 1 The wheeze factory
3
22
Madness dressed as method
5
2
Re-inspected to destruction
7
2
Retiring under a hail of bullets
9
2
Big words can mean so little
11
2
The wizards of Swineshire
13
2
Choose bog-standard diversity
15
2
On the wrong Gnometrack
17
2
New Year, new paper chase
19
3
Tips for superheads and menials
22
3
Chapter 2 Cogs in the machine
25
28
Chains? Pull the other one
27
2
Meet the merchants of morale
29
3
Press 1 if you've had enough
32
3
Tell Sid: beware of flobbabytes
35
2
Conversations with a machine idiot
37
3
Let poison begin with a pee
40
3
Any more bright ideas, then?
43
3
Now we are all virtually real
46
3
When did Twigg's mind snap?
49
4
Chapter 3 Just testing...
53
26
We all know who to blame
55
3
A Plutonic truth is out there
58
2
Ten years of laughter and tears
60
2
Digging holes in maths tests
62
2
Busy baby has no time for hugs
64
2
Christmas with Reg and Sid
66
3
Switched of in their infancy
69
3
Humane rights of the tested
72
3
Whippet fanciers still miss out
75
4
Chapter 4 Blame and shame: teacher bashing
79
24
Council in a fix? Call Fastbuck
81
3
Not such duffers, after all
84
2
More madcap memorabilia
86
2
Let your pupils do the talking
88
2
Woodhead was my sick joke
90
2
Only the constipated need apply
92
2
Go on, have a shot at exam job
94
2
Are you a flapper or a fighter?
96
3
Lay down your prescriptions
99
4
Chapter 5 Inside the classroom
103
22
Stray teachers in the doghouse
105
2
The fine art of bluffication
107
2
Saying 'no' to unprotected sex
109
2
Those chimps aren't so clever
111
2
Time to rat on TV's teacher prat
113
2
What we'll do on our holidays
115
3
Projects come out of the closet
118
2
Watch with Big Brother
120
2
All is mad in leadership and war
122
3
Chapter 6 Keep taking the prescription: commandments from on high
125
22
On the warpath with Spiffy
127
2
Making a meal out of lessons
129
2
Dear Mr Head, give us £2,000
131
2
Tips on flogging dead horses
133
2
Leave Bill and Ben to rot in peace
135
2
Sorry, ideas aren't appropriate
137
2
Adjectives blight young lives
139
3
Enough to turn us all to drink
142
2
A glossary for the less deceived
144
3
Chapter 7 Problems, Problems (aka 'challenges, challenges')
147
24
Take Tony Zoffis' bullets away
149
3
I spy a nation run by teachers
152
2
They think you're great, really
154
2
Kylie is never the right answer
156
3
It's flying time for crawlers
159
2
Earn a crust by buttering up
161
3
That'll be the day that I DIY
164
2
Porkie pies given to you in 2002
166
2
Wolf loves sheep's language
168
3
Footnote
171