Product Description: A new, hilarious humor book that combines funny news stories with familiar jokesSometimes items in the newspaper are so outrageous that it’s hard to believe they are true, but often they are equally funny. In the November 2012 issue of Reader’s Digest magazine, humor editor Andy Simmons wrote an article called “That Reminds Me of A Joke” in which he paired a brief, funny news story with a joke that was eerily familiar...read more

Product Description: New York Post absurd? Or Onion-like fiction? You decide! British woman weds dolphin! Two minor girls married off to frogs!Tennessee man marries goat! Here's the story: two of these headlines are true - and one's true bologna. Which are straight off the presses? And which one is straight out of the author's mind? It's up to you to decide! The headlines in this book are all so outlandish that it's hard to believe any one of them is true...read more

A parody of America's preoccupation with national security offers a selection of whimsical news stories, opinion pieces, and blurbs that offer a pointed look at Donald Rumsfeld, America's dependence on foreign oil, and domestic surveillance.

A whimsical and provocative assortment of sensational New York Post newspaper headlines includes such examples as 'Kiss Your Asteroid Goodbye' (about a meteor missing Earth), 'The Buck Shots Here' (about Dick Cheney's hunting accident), and 'Warm Up the Virgins' (dealing with an airstrike on Al-Zarqawi). 30,000 first printing.

The staff of The Onion, America's leading source of humorous news, presents a zany collection of headlines and news stories, including an account of the Pentagon's development of an A-bomb-resistant desk for schoolchildren, the conspiracies behind the Kennedy assassination, and many more, in a new edition of the humor classic. 50,000 first printing.

Encompassing hundreds of articles no longer available on TheOnion.com archive, this comprehensive anthology contains all the hilarious stories October 2003 through November 2004, including such memorable features as 'Vladimir Putin Begins Second Term as Whatever He Is,' 'Catholic Church Condemns Metrosexuality,' and 'Documents Reveal Gaps in Bush's Service as President.' Original. 125,000 first printing.

The editors of The Onion, the popular humor site on the Web, and authors of the bestselling Our Dumb Century compile their funniest and gleefully subversive news stories, including 'Jesus Christ Returns to NBA,' and 'Microsoft Patents Ones and Zeroes.' Simultaneous.

The staff of The Onion, America's leading source of humorous news, presents a zany collection of headlines and news stories, including an account of the Pentagon's development of an A-bomb-resistant desk for schoolchildren. Original. 150,000 first printing.

The editors of the humor publication, The Onion, offer a tearfully funny collection of satire on the twentieth-century's greatest figures and events, presenting mock news stories complemented with altered versions of famous photographs. Original. 20,000 first printing.

Yet another compilation of today's goofiest and most illogical newspaper headlines features 'Man Forced to Cook Spaghetti at Gunpoint,' 'Man Gets Probation for Violating Probation,' and 'Quarrelling Disrupts Violence Conference.' Original.

The new host of NBC's Tonight Show uses sharp wit to shred some absurd yet real headlines from the nation's newspapers in a hardcover collection of three of his best-selling paperbacks.

A collection of ridiculous yet real headlines from America's newspapers includes 'Post Office Paychecks Get Lost in Mail' and 'Animal Rights Group to Hold Meeting at Steakhouse'

Compiled by the regular 'Tonight Show' guest host, this collection lampoons strange headlines, photos, and ads that somehow manage to find their way into America's newspapers

Modeled after the regular guest host's popular sketch on the 'Tonight Show,' this collection samples the ridiculous side of newspapers--ludicrous headlines, laughably inappropriate photo placements, and absurd ads