Product Description: "The Bible" is a myth. No, not just the stories IN "The Bible" but the Bible itself. There is no such thing as "The Bible." If it exists, in what country does it exist? I am referring to the inerrant, authoritative text BEHIND the myriad "translations of The Bible...read more

Stupid people are everywhere! "Last summer," says Bill Engvall, "I got a flat tire and pulled into a gas station lot. The attendant walked out, looked at the tire, and asked, 'Tire go flat?' I kept a straight face and replied, 'No, I was driving down the road when all of a sudden those other three just swelled right up on me.' Without batting an eyelash, he nodded his head and said, 'Yep. The heat'll do that.' What else could I say? I just reached intomy briefcase and handed him his very own Stupid sign." For the first time in print, here are more than 200 classic "Here's Your Sign" jokes?along with silly product warnings and some favorite family stories. Bill's hilarious look at the ridiculous things people say and do will keep you laughing. I was carrying out a bag of garbage the other day and my neighbor yelled across the fence, "Are you taking out the trash?" I said, "No, I'm going to feed our pet rats." Here's your sign! After fishing with a buddy, we pulled our boat into the dock and lifted out this big string of fish. A guy on the dock asked, "Y'all catch all them fish?" I said, "Nope. We talked them into giving up." Here's your sign!

Illustrations and rhyming text extol the virtues, from one to ten, of boogers.

Humorous retellings of three Bible stories about helping others, each with an introduction and follow-up by 'Mr. Henry,' who relates the experiences of Biblical characters to modern life.

In the sequel to Hey, That's Not What the Bible Says!, ten Bible stories are presented in their incorrect form with the familiar cast of kids popping up to yell, 'That's Not What the Bible Says!' and give the corrected story.

An author changes some of the most popular stories of the Bible, from the Garden of Eden to Jesus's Birth, while a group of children remind him, 'Hey, That's Not What the Bible Says,' in a rollicking biblical adventure complete with wacky illustrations.

An ultimate fan's reference to management Star Trek style is taken from the episodes of the series starring Patrick Stewart and describes the valuable leadership principles that were regularly demonstrated by Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Reprint.

Trying to perform an experiment with aspen trees, Dina and Jake seek the advice of eccentric science teacher Dr. Mildew and are astounded when the doctor's pet bear breathes on the trees, an act that has surprising results.

A management guide bases its principles on the practices of the Star Trek: The Next Generation crew and the leadership of Captain Picard, which focus on shared goals, effective communication, teamwork, and honor.

Product Description: Illustrated in the bright colors of spring this holiday book offers reusable stickers which may be arranged and rearranged in countless combinations

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Shows the area's beaches, bays, homes, office buildings, zoo, highways, fountains, historic buildings, museums, parks, and tuna fleets

Presents vivid photographs of the historic buildings, sporting events, parades, social life, and the various neighborhoods of Los Angeles

Provides a photographic journey through Yosemite Valley and portrays the natural beauty and scenic wonders of Yosemite National Park