Product Description: This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as• “My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?”• “So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression...read more

In this humorous handbook on proper patriotic behavior, illustrations, pie charts, and informational graphics are provided in chapters that include tips on how to monitor your neighbors, flag care for post-9/11 America, and a faith-based approach to fixing potholes. Original. 20,000 first printing.

Encompassing hundreds of articles no longer available on TheOnion.com archive, this comprehensive anthology contains all the hilarious stories from September 2000 through September 2001, including such memorable ones as 'No Jennifer Lopez News Today' and such post-September 11 works as 'Hijackers Surprised to Find Selves in Hell.' Original. 75,000 first printing.

Product Description: `Hi. This is Mike Loew - I`m calling from Los Angeles...` Mike Loew terrorises innocent phone victims in this hilarious collection of phone pranks. Outrageous but true, these transcripts of real phone conversations follow Mike taking on various verbal disguises to torment his befuddled victims...read more (view table of contents, read Amazon.com's description)