Product Description: FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. Gordonville's ""best of the breaded,"" Super Chicken Nugget Boy, faces his most dreaded adversary yet when Massive Meatloaf Man emerges from the woods.

The nugget is back!After his tasty alter-ego felled the Furious Fry, Fern Goldberg went back to being his regular skinny self at Bert Lahr Elementary. But when a mad food scientist named Dr. Myron Ned-Grant--inventor of the thirty-pronged fork and other culinary contraptions--comes for a friendly school visit, Bert Lahr’s head bully Dirk Hamstone hits a very big sore spot, pointing out that “Ned-Grant” sounds kind of like “eggplant.” Tormented by his nasty nickname, poor Dr. Ned-Grant finally succumbs the dark side—that is, the dark purple side. Now it’s up to Super Chicken Nugget Boy to stop an army of evil eggplants bent on world domination!Villainous vegetables beware! Here comes the most formidable food fighter in history!

Product Description: FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. When Fern Goldberg arrived at his new school, he was just an average kid: near-sighted, a touch on the skinny side. Then he fell into the pool of radioactive green goo behind Bogie's Burger Barn...read more

Product Description: Who hasn’t been on the receiving end of one of these gems: “I think maybe we should see other people.” Or, “It’s not you; it’s me.” What about the mother of all breakup lines, “I think we should just be friends”? Finally, the recently dumped have somewhere to turn thanks to the offbeat, write-in therapy of this book...read more