Product Description: The Fall of General Custard brings to life a playful world inside of a refrigerator. When the cherries are “foodnapped” by the greedy General Custard, a full-on food fight breaks out.“It was Custard’s fierce forces that fired food first...read more

Product Description: WARNING: If you care at all for planet Earth, you will pay very close attention to the lessons inside these pages. We usually ask you to run away from dreadful things. But now, you are warned to turn the pages as fast as you can read them...read more

Product Description: Becker Drane's coolest job in The World-as a Fixer in The Seems-is in jeopardy. So when a trainload of Thought goes missing, Becker reluctantly agrees to join a veteran team of Fixers on a mission in The Middle of Nowhere. Turns out getting the train back on track is just a temporary Fix, and Becker's real mission just might end his Fixing days forever...read more

The Golden Rule: No employee, agent, or advocate of The Seems having access (or with access) to the confidential Case File of a person in The World may engage in contact, communication, and/or relationship with said person, romantic or otherwise.Becker Drane has been known to bend a few Rules when saving The World. But the one Rule Becker swore to obey has proven to be the easiest to break. And the Powers That Be aren't putting up with it anymore. Becker is on serious probation.But then a Train containing six weeks worth of Thought mysteriously disappears in the Middle of Nowhere. Becker is called-along with a crack team of veteran Fixers-to work the Mission.Almost immediately, things take a turn for the weird. As The World's supply of Thought dwindles, a centuries-old mystery is solved, long-lost friends are found, and Becker's Fixing skills are pushed to the limit. But even if he manages to finish this Mission safely (and prove his worth to the Powers That Be), it might be his last Fix. . . .

Product Description: Becker Drane may have the coolest job in The World, but he's struggling to keep up with his normal life outside of The Seems. He's so busy Fixing that his Me-2™ spends more time with his family than he does. And even though he's supposed to keep his life in The World and The Seems separate, he can't stop thinking about the girl he met during his Mission in Sleep...read more

Rapidly multiplying rabbits are taking over the village of Chee, and soon there are so many that even the Pied Piper cannot get rid of them, but a girl named Amanda discovers a pattern that leads to a way to make the rabbits leave.

Product Description: Things are falling apart at the Seems--and 12-year-old Becker Drane is the only one who can fix itFormat: 5 CDs, UnabridgedThe world as you know it was created and is still maintained by The Seems. From the Department of Weather to the Department of Emotions, the Seems ensure our world is just as we like it...read more

Product Description: Things are falling apart at the Seems--and 12-year-old Becker Drane is the only one who can fix itFormat: 5 CDs, UnabridgedThe world as you know it was created and is still maintained by The Seems. From the Department of Weather to the Department of Emotions, the Seems ensure our world is just as we like it...read more

Product Description: Congratulations! You’re a father. Now what?The follow-up to the hysterical bestselling Caveman’s Pregnancy Companion. You managed to survive pregnancy without getting hit in the face by a blunt projectile hurled from your wife’s sling...read more

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