, titled "Pixilated Peeress" | Del Rey, August 1, 1991, cover price $17.00 | About this edition:
Sergeant Thorolf agrees to help the countess Yvette escape from the evil Duke Gondomar, but when a simple spell designed to disguise her turns her into an octopus instead, Thorolf realizes he has taken on more than he bargained for
| Reprint edition (Ballantine Books, September 1, 1992), cover price $4.99 | also contains Microchip: The Agenda Is Now
| About this edition:
Discovering the countess Yvette hiding behind a bush without any clothes on, Sergeant Thorolf is soon enlisted to take her to Rhaetia, a wizard, in order that he might change her form and help her elude her pursuers.