A parody of America's preoccupation with national security offers a selection of whimsical news stories, opinion pieces, and blurbs that offer a pointed look at Donald Rumsfeld, America's dependence on foreign oil, and domestic surveillance.

Encompassing hundreds of articles no longer available on TheOnion.com archive, this comprehensive anthology contains all the hilarious stories October 2003 through November 2004, including such memorable features as 'Vladimir Putin Begins Second Term as Whatever He Is,' 'Catholic Church Condemns Metrosexuality,' and 'Documents Reveal Gaps in Bush's Service as President.' Original. 125,000 first printing.

Encompassing hundreds of articles no longer available on TheOnion.com archive, this second comprehensive anthology contains all the hilarious stories from October 2002 through October 2003, including such memorable ones as 'Actress Excited to Land Eating Disorder Ad' and 'U.S. Invades Non-Oil-Rich Nation to Dispel Criticism.' Original. 150,000 first printing.