Amazon.com description: Product Description: Ho ho ho? No, no, no! Global warming melts the North Pole and Santa has to find a new home. But he knows little about the modern world, since he only visits it once a year in the dead of night. Santa s operations room is taken over by his wicked brother Stinker Claus and his evil reindeers Smasher, Slander, Prankster, Vicious, Stupid, Vomit, Dishonour and M licious. It turns out to be a learning curve for Santa and Stinker and both gain a new understanding of the meaning of Christmas. Essential reading for today s children, young and old, who will delight in reading a Christmas story which retains the seasonal magic while being edgy, original and wickedly funny.