Amazon.com description: Product Description: What if it’s true what they say about Area 51? And what if it’s just a silly little soap-opera? A Ruthless and Crass Sci-fi Comedy; a Full length Double Animated Feature Screenplay, about Alien Greys in Area 51 conspiring against America with America's own military. After the Aliens decide to sell the smell of their butthole in an incent candle to Americans that causes a rash outbreak, while also selling methamphetamines to the police force, a hilarius intellectual rollercoaster ride of agitation and madness meltdown escalates until suddenly the conspiracy has gone too far and the Elite are on to them! But wait- there’s more... ...Just when you thought the line was crossed... America 51 goes the distance. “We’re more than just a couple of dudes out tryin’a help the Military get stuff done, we’re the T.I.T.S. man, we are a big fat pair of T.I.T.S.” - Agent Smokey