Amazon.com description: Product Description: Everyone who's ever been behind the wheel of a car has come face-to-face with an idiot driver. You know, the one who makes a left turn from the far right lane. The one who comes to a complete stop as he attempts to enter a freeway. The one who leaves her turn signals on through the entire state of Texas.Now, author Leigh Anne Jasheway has come to rescue the rest of us with her delightfully wacky Driving for Idiots. Readers will learn all they need to compete on the idiot superhighway: How to get an Idiot License, Idiot Rules of the Road, and special tips on Offensive Driving. It's all here in hilariously idiotic detail!So don't be the only one on the road driving with both hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road. Be a real idiot driver and try driving while: - Eating shrimp teriyaki with chopsticks- Putting on panty hose- Juggling chainsaws- Putting on a puppet show for fifteen screaming kids in the backseat- Clipping your toenails- Seeing if the gloves fit