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What the Heck Were You Expecting?: A Complete Guide for the Perplexed Father
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Bibliographic Detail
Publisher Three Rivers Pr
Publication date May 1, 2000
Pages 141
Binding Paperback
Edition 1
Book category Adult Non-Fiction
ISBN-13 9780609805169
ISBN-10 0609805169
Dimensions 0.50 by 5.75 by 8.75 in.
Weight 0.45 lbs.
Availability§ Publisher Out of Stock Indefinitely
Original list price $11.95
§As reported by publisher
Summaries and Reviews
Summary
A whimsical guide for new fathers to the perplexities and complexities of child-rearing shares helpful advice on health and safety, how to survive without sleep, deal with a mother-in-law problem, amuse youngsters at different development stages, and more. Original. 25,000 first printing. (view table of contents)
Amazon.com description: Product Description: Everything you need to know about fatherhood -- but were afraid to ask!.

Why are all parenting books directed at mommies? Daddies need help, too. In fact, when you think about it, they may need more help than their naturally maternal mates do. They need guidance, comfort, and validation. They probably also need a good night's sleep, and they definitely need a good laugh.

        What the Heck Were You Expecting? provides month-by-month counsel for the spit-up covered, the sleep deprived, and the just plain peek-a-booed out, including such subjects as:What your wife might be complaining about (. . . anything she can think of)
What your above-average child may be doing (. . . paying attention to small objects)
What you might be concerned about (. . . the meaning of life)
A couple of things to say to let her know that you're caring, sensitive, and up on the required reading (. . . "Listen to this one: Statistics show that attendance at work is better among married men with children and spikes even higher among fathers of newborns. Quite a coincidence, huh?")

Thomas Hill, registered father and author of the best-selling What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding, answers every father's questions about:

ESPN as Edu-tainment
Horsy Knee Burn
Zen and the Art of Spoon-feeding
Basics of Crib Assembly
Nap Time . . . and How to Hide It from Your Boss
. . .among other topics.

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Paperback
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1 edition from Three Rivers Pr (May 1, 2000)
9780609805169 | details & prices | 141 pages | 5.75 × 8.75 × 0.50 in. | 0.45 lbs | List price $11.95
About: A humorous guide to fatherhood provides month-by-month insight into the baby's development, pediatricians, childproofing a home, and sleep deprivation.
Miscellaneous
from Crown Pub (June 2, 2010)
9780307874702 | details & prices | 144 pages | List price $11.95

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