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The Onion's Finest News Reporting
By Scott Dikkers (editor), P. S. Mueller (narrator) and Scott Dikkers
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Bibliographic Detail
Publisher Random House
Publication date March 1, 2000
Binding CD/Spoken Word
Edition Abridged
Book category Adult Non-Fiction
ISBN-13 9780375410161
ISBN-10 0375410163
Dimensions 0.25 by 5.75 by 5 in.
Weight 0.20 lbs.
Availability§ Publisher Out of Stock Indefinitely
Original list price $15.50
Other format details audio
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Summaries and Reviews
The editors of The Onion, the popular humor site on the Web, and authors of the bestselling Our Dumb Century compile their funniest and gleefully subversive news stories, including 'Jesus Christ Returns to NBA,' and 'Microsoft Patents Ones and Zeroes.' Simultaneous. description: Product Description: One CD / 90 minutes

Everyone who follows the news and has a sense of humor won't be able to resist The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1.  After all, who wants to be left out of the loop on such important stories as these?

--Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia:  Operation Vowel Storn Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable
--Jesus Christ Returns to NBA
--Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes
--I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner, by Thunder the Ferret

The two million people who log on to The Onion web site each month, the 360,000 readers of The Onion weekly newspaper, all the readers who made Our Dumb Century a bestseller are sure to make this audiobook a huge success.

CD/Spoken Word
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9780375410161 | details & prices | 5.75 × 5.00 × 0.25 in. | 0.20 lbs | List price $15.50
About: Presents a compilation of satirical news stories featured on 'The Onion''s web site.

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