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Tables of Contents for Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers
Chapter/Section Title
Page #
Page Count
Foreword
ix
 
About the Editors
xiii
 
About the Artist
xv
 
Acknowledgments
xvii
 
Introduction
xix
 
How to Use This Book
xx
 
Bling Bling Strategies For The New Economy
1
4
Why George F. Will?
5
4
Lube Warning
9
4
Jon's Wife
13
2
Spare Us The Cutter
15
8
Interview with Wil Wheaton of Wil Wheaton Dot Net
19
4
1999
23
2
Last Night At The Grocery Store
25
2
Darth Vader Made Me Cry
27
2
Alabama Hamilton
29
6
Interview with Heather Armstrong of Dooce
31
4
'DID HE DO IT?"
35
2
Romance
37
2
Celebrity
39
4
Interview with Choire Sicha of Choire Sicha Dot Com
41
2
Known In The Gates
43
6
Customers I Have Driven Out Of The Store
49
12
Interview with Ali Davis of True Porn Clerk Stories
55
6
Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers
61
6
Interview with Uncle Bob
65
2
Brad Pith Your Remakes Are Ready
67
4
Kookoo for Coconuts
71
2
You've Got Ringworm
73
4
Interview with Mark Frauenfelder and Carla Sinclair of The Island Chronicles
75
2
Lost In Translation
77
2
A Smart Suit And A Kipper Tie, A Big Arrow
Pointing To My Fly
79
2
Dear Cranky Old Bitch
81
2
After Spending Two Weeks At My Parents House
83
4
Interview with Mrs. Kennedy of Fussy
85
2
The Girl Who Cried Webmaster
87
10
When Is A Reporter Not A Reporter?
97
4
The Problem With Airplanes
101
4
The Art Of Getting Away With It
105
4
High Five
109
2
Twenty-One Provocations
111
2
Reflections Artificial Sweetener
113
4
Volvulus
117
2
Democratic National Blog?
119
2
Long Before I Blogged
121
4
Logic
125
4
When The Waiter Came
129
2
I Saw U
131
2
Red Hot And Blue
133
8
Interview with Janet Feeney of Snarkcake
137
4
Disasters Of The Natural Variety
141
2
September 11, 2003
143
2
Business Cards
145
2
Jury Duty
147
4
Poll: 7/5 of Americans Don't Bother To Do The Math
151
2
Chatty
153
4
Look On The Bright Side
157
2
Junior Crime Dog
159
4
How To Annoy Me
163
10
Broken Hearts
173
6
Clutching For Answers In Baghdad
179
6
Interview with Christopher Allbritton of Back To Iraq
183
2
Con Man
185
2
I Don't Know About Your Biog
187
2
Fuctung
189
4
The Gameshow
193
6
Interview with Neil Forrester of Neil Forrester
197
2
Hester Prynne
199
2
My Cred Is Intact
201
6
Interview with Matthew Baldwin of Defective Yeti
203
4
Celebrity Sightings From Antiquity
207
2
My Beautiful Life? Not Exactly
209
4
Drew's Blog
213
2
It's All In The Packaging
215
4
Interview with Matt Hinrichs of Scrubbles
217
2
Close
219
2
A Chair! A Chair! My Kingdom For A Chair!
221
4
Cat Magnet
225
2
Worthless Public Defenders
227
6
Interview with Greg Apt of Public Defender Dude
229
4
What Up, Boss
233
2
Neighbor
235
2
Hey! Parking Lot Blowjob Man!
237
2
Letter From New York City's President
239
6
Things In The Past Week That Have Brought Me To Uncontrollable, Blubbering Tears
245
2
Notes Toward A Constitution For Communal Beach Houses
247
4
Appendix A
251
4
Editor's FAQ
251
4
Appendix B
255
 
Index of Contributors
255