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Tables of Contents for Not Your Mother's Cookbook
Chapter/Section Title
Page #
Page Count
Introductions
Introduction
9
2
Jay Conrad Levinson
Foreword
11
1
Margaret Fox
Preface by the Authors
12
2
Appetizers
Apple, Sardine & Chopped Liver
14
1
Bleu Cheesecake
15
1
Bourbon and Sherried Chicken Liver Pate with Walnuts
16
1
Do-it-Yourself Hawaiian Jerky
17
1
Flaming Herring
18
1
Hot Marshamallow and Frankfurter Hors d'Oeuvres
19
1
Salmon Jalapeno hors d'oeuvres
20
1
Shrimp Christmas Tree a la Uncle Sam
21
1
Texas Caviar and New Jersey Caviar
22
3
Soups
Borscht with Cherries & Honey
25
1
Hot Sherried Avocado Soup with Avocado Balls Therein
26
1
Iced Seltzer-Water Soup
27
1
Jerusalem Artichoke-Ginger Ale-Salami-Egg Drop Soup
28
1
Mixed Green Salad Soup
29
1
Peanut Borubon Soup
30
1
Pumpkin Chicken Soup
31
1
Seven-Hour Mushroom-Bleu Cheese-Mushroom Soup
32
1
Simple Peach Soup with Roses
33
1
String Bean Soup with Tomatoes
34
1
Tomato-Coconut Soup
35
1
Tomato Soup with Bananas
36
2
Main Dishes
All Day TeePee Turkey
38
1
Baked Mackerel Stuffed with Gooseberries and Eggs
39
1
Bean Roast
40
1
Beef for 1,000 (or fewer) cooked for 12 hours in a hole in the ground
41
1
Beef Liver soaked in brine for 2 weeks and hung from the ceiling for 2 weeks
42
1
Cajun Joe's Trashcan Turkey
43
1
Cheeseburger and a Cuppa Coffee Baked in a Pie
44
1
Chicken Cooked on a Beer Can
45
1
Chicken with 23 Cloves of Garlic
46
1
Chocolate Cheese Chicken Nicole
47
1
Chocolate Chili with Cornflakes
48
1
Coffeed Lamb
49
1
Corned Whatever
50
1
Crown Roast of Hot Dog
51
1
Drunken Trout
52
1
Feathered Hen Cooked in Clay in a Hole in the Ground
53
1
Flaming Meatballs in Walnuts and Juniper Butter
54
1
Flounder with Bananas, Almonds & Rum
55
1
Fried Chicken with Chrysanthemum Petals
56
1
Gigantic Lamb Pickle
57
2
Glazed Flaming Bourboned Ham Stuffed with Fruitcake
59
1
Ham and Yam and Banana Manna
60
1
Ham Cooked by Being Suspended in the Fireplace for Six Months
61
1
Home-Pressed Beef with Red Wine Jelly
62
1
Honey Lamb with Soy Sauce
63
1
Hot Buttered Spaghetti Topped with Hot Buttered Peas
64
1
Hot Rock Chicken
65
1
Loco Moco a la Hilo
66
1
Meal in a Rice Cooker
67
1
Meat Strapped to the Engine of Your Car and Cooked as you Drive Along
68
2
Mess of Pottage a la Esau
70
2
Mint-Flavored Meatloaf with a Surprise Egg in Each Serving
72
2
Minited Barbecued Fish with an Absurd Amount of Hot Red Pepper
74
1
Nine-Layer Fish Casserole with Sauerkraut, Beer, and Gruyere Cheese
75
1
The One and Only Original Full Dinner Pail
76
1
Oude Balken met Versplinterde Viking Bijlen
77
2
Peanut Hamburger Balls
79
1
Porterhouse Steak Broiled while Encased in an Indestructible Rock-Salt Sheath
80
1
Pot Roast Cooked in Tea with Russian Dressing Sauce
81
1
Pumpkin Stew in a Pumpkin Pot
82
1
Roast Paper Clips (and Pork)
83
1
Roast Suckling Pig
84
2
Salmon Cooked in the Dishwasher
86
1
Shrimp Boiled in Beer Bouillon with Beer Sauce
87
1
Southern Fried Chicken (Chinese Style)
88
1
Spaghetti Pie
89
1
Spaghetti with Ham and Eggs
90
1
Stargazey Pie
91
2
Sukiyaki Cacciatore a la Hayakawa
93
1
Triple Pomegranate Chicken
94
1
Triple Pork with Juniper Berries
95
1
Tur-Duc-Hen
96
1
Twenty-Four Layer Cognac Meat Cake
97
2
Vegetables and Salads
Aunt Hazel's Funeral Jell-O
99
1
Carrot & Cabbage Fritters with Doubly-Hot Peanut Sauce
100
1
Chili String Beans in Coconut Milk
101
1
Curried Celery and Bananas
102
1
Deep Dish Celery, Bacon and Mashed Potato Pie
103
1
Eddie's Grandmother's Asparagus Souffle
104
1
Fried Chef's Salad
105
1
Fried Sweet & Sour Celery
106
1
Leek and Pea Flan
107
1
Potato Pancakes with Fried Eggs, Avocados and Peanut Sauce
108
1
Rutabaga Ring with Brown Sugar and Bacon Fat
109
1
Spinach with Oatmeal-Fried Bananas
110
1
Thirteen-Layer Vegetable Casserole with Pumpkin Seeds
111
1
Tulip Stuffed with Crabmeat Salad
112
1
White Castle Turkey Dressing
113
2
Breads
Biscuits & Chocolate Gravy
115
1
Boxty
116
1
Hand-Measured Biscuits
117
1
Oatmeal Bread with 3 Miles of Seaweed
118
1
Popcorn Bread
119
1
Tuna Noodle Casserole Bread
120
2
Sandwiches
Apple-Mars Bar Sandwich
122
1
Asparagus Avocado Souffle Sandwich
123
1
Chocolate Velveeta Sandwich
124
1
Fired Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich
125
1
Instant Coffee Sandwich
126
1
Martini Sandwiches
127
1
The Nelson H. Finkelman
128
1
Peanut Butter and Anything But Jelly Sandwich
129
1
Tuna and Honey on Toast
130
2
Eggs and Breakfast Items
Boiled Eggs Steeped in Anise Tea
132
1
Cabbage Pancakes
133
1
Cheese Souffle with Concealed Floating Poached Egg Surprise
134
1
Cheesed Eggs with a Touch of Beer
135
1
Chocolate Cheese Pancakes
136
1
Chocolate Perch Omelet
137
1
Egges Cooked for 12 Hours in Turkish Coffee and Oil
138
1
Eggs Marinated in Whiskey and Salt Water for a Month
139
1
Fried Egg in Toast
140
1
Seventeenth Century Gout Cure
141
1
The Omelet George Sand gave to Victor Hugo
142
2
Desserts and Candy
Avocado Ice Cream
144
1
Baby Food Prunes with Peanut Brittle Crumbs
145
1
Baked Alaska Flambe
146
1
Beet Carrot Cake
147
1
Boiled Sugar Lumps inside Apricots inside Potato Dumplings
148
1
Cake en Brochette with the Crust Inside and the Middle Outside
149
1
Chocolate Baked Alaska with and in Grapefruits
150
1
Chocolae Chip Pumpkin Cheesecake
151
1
Chocolate Fig Ice Cream
152
1
Chocolate Mousse Baklava
153
2
Chocolate Peanut Butter Pizza
155
1
Chocolate Popcorn Balls Dipped in Snow
156
1
Chocolate Sauerkraut Cake
157
1
Coconut Coffee Prune Pie
158
1
Cookie-Chip Chocolates
159
1
Crazy Cake in a Skillet
160
1
Doctor Pepper Cake
161
1
Dribbled Watermelon Filled with Gin
162
1
Dump Cake
163
1
Eggless Avocado Cake
164
1
Eggplant Cake
165
1
Eight-Layer Appel and Peanut Brittle Dessert
166
1
Ekac
167
1
Everlasting Brandied Prunes
168
1
Flourless Carrot Cake
169
1
French-Fried Ice Cream Balls
170
1
Fried Spaghetti Pudding
171
1
Grapefruit Cheesecake with Grapefruit-Flavored Crust
172
2
Green Chile Maple Praline
174
1
Green Tomato Cake
175
1
Hot Orange-Lemon-Grapefruit Pie
176
1
Jell-O Popcorn Hearts
177
1
Marshmallows
178
1
Navy Bean and Peanut Butter Cookies
179
1
Peach Leather
180
1
Pear Pizza
181
1
Potato Chip Cookies
182
1
Parsnip Cake
183
1
Pinto Bean Fudge
184
1
Potato Chocolate Cake
185
1
Pumpernickel Ice Cream with Brandy
186
1
Seaweed Blancmange
187
1
Self-Crusting Apple Pie
188
1
Self-Frosting Upside-Down Fudgy Cake
189
1
Six-Month Brandied Fruit Crock
190
1
Soda Cracker Toffee
191
1
String Bean, Spaghetti & Chocolate Pie Flambe
192
1
Strawberry Pretzel Jell-O
193
1
Tomato Soup Cake
194
1
Velveeta Peppermint Fudge and Simple Velveeta Fudge
195
1
Wackie Cake from St. John the Evangelist
196
1
Waffle Iron Brownies
197
2
Drinks
Beer Float
199
1
Blazing Scotch Waterfall
200
1
Chilled Spam & Anchovy Shake
201
1
Flaming English Punch
202
1
Queen Anne's Secret Tea with Wine and Egg Yolks
203
1
Vegemite Milkshake
204
1
How this Book Got its Title and Cover
205
2
Acknowledgements and Thanks
207