A hilarious handbook for the hopeless, hapless golfer presents all of the secrets of high-handicap play, from the Darth Vader Death Grip to the devastatingly effective Fidget, Limp, and Twitch. Reprint.

A humorous look inside the computer guru's supposed personal PC reveals his inner-most thoughts and schemes, pictured as though it were appearing on an actual laptop screen covered with fingerprints and a Coke-stained keyboard. 150,000 first printing.

Product Description: The Book of Sequels

A whimsical parody of Clement C. Moore's classic holiday poem brings the experience of Christmas Eve to life as seen through the eyes of the family cat. 35,000 first printing.

Offers a hilarious compilation of feline humor for the Francophile in an omnibus edition containing the best-selling French for Cats and Advanced French for Exceptional Cats. Original.

Humorous entries define such computer terms as bandwith, chat room, DOS, hacker, memory, operating system, RAM, spell-check, UNIVAC, and voice-mail

The authors mince their way through all the pretension and confusion of cooking jargon to serve up more than two hundred delicious definitions spiced with fifty full-page illustrations

In a parody of The Da Vinci Code, William Franklin, professor of American Popular History, Urban Mythology, and Supermarket Tabloid Science, joins forces with beautiful Sandra Damsel of the CDC to investigate the murder of her uncle and uncover a plot by the Republican Party to prevent the discovery of a long-lost document that could have dramatic repercussions for the presidential election. Original. 100,000 first printing.

Tongue in cheek definitions offer a child's perspective on allowances, cousins, homework, manners, nightmares, report cards, school, and younger sisters

A tongue-in-cheek introduction to the ineptiles describes dodosaurs that lived during the Moronic, Idiotic, and the Preposterous periods

The family dog offers its own hilarious take on Christmas Eve in a zany, illustrated parody of Clement C. Moore's holiday classic. 35,000 first printing.

A dictionary of fishing terminology includes more than two hundred whimsical definitions for words and phrases, ranging from abalone to zero

A guide to dieting feline style discusses the importance of discriminatory taste, ambiance, portion control, preparation, exercise, and the essence of beauty and style for cats.

A humorous bilingual guide to the world of cats

Presents satirical discussions on a variety of plants, garden pests, and the tools and techniques of gardening

• An ingenious mix of facts and flights of fancy: The history of golf begins in 732 AD, when a relic of St. Andrew—patron saint of Scotland and of golf—was found wearing a copper arthritis bracelet. And who could forget 1492, when Christopher Columbus discovered the birthplace of Tiger Woods. Golf is the perfect gift for the serious—and not so serious—golfer. .• Bestselling humorist: Henry Beard has authored or coauthored ten parodies, five of which are New York Times bestsellers, as well as more than two dozen other humor books, including French for Cats and The Official Politically Correct Dictionary . .• Golf is Beard’s game: In a New York Times interview, Beard once said “It’s the most insidious of sports because once in a while you have a day where you do extraordinarily well and you think you can do very well—and you can’t. It’s just a tease. Even a Zen monk would be driven crazy by golf.” Beard has written seven other golf humor books, including Golfing: The Duffer’s Dictionary and The Official Rules of Bad Golf ..

Pokes fun at the sport of golf by providing humorous definitions for golfing terminology

Product Description: Featuring Bill Murray, John Belushi, Gilda Radner, Christopher Guest, Harold Ramis + + +.

Product Description: This is an indispensable cross-reference manual to the 1950’s that brought a wealth of music that still remains popular on the radio today. It was a transitional period from the orchestral hits of Guy Lombardo and the vocal stylings of Frank Sinatra and Perry Como to the folk music of the Weavers to the early rock of Bill Haley and the Comets, Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard...read more

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Provides Latin equivalents for a variety of everyday phrases, from Hot enough for you? to Make my day!